The year is 1997.
The world is a much different place.
The war between man and machine has begun.
Skynet began the war by dropping a nuclear bomb on the Soviet Union
followed by the remainder of Europe,
and finally, New Jersey.
Ninety-five percent of the humans were killed in the battle, as well as some hippies.
Only one man can save the human race from certain extinction,
That man is a noble, generous, and caring individual,
also known as "Rucka Rucka Ali".