|Michael Joseph Jackson|
|Nickname(s)||King of Pop|
|Birth||August 29, 1958|
|Death||June 25, 2009|
Michael Joseph Jackson was an American recording artist and pop singer. He is often made fun of by Rucka Rucka Ali, because of his bleached skin-color, gender-change, and his 2005 child molestation charges. He died in 2009, by overdose of drugs. (Thank God. One less motherfucking child predator on this planet.)
- "Hi, kids. My name is Michael."
- "I could sing like I found Jesus. Hey there, kids! Have you seen my penis?"
- "Come here, Blanket. Let me spank it. Without kids, we'd be extinct."
- "I could buy anything. I bought The Beatles. I need needles to put me to sleep."
- "I'm home alone. Oh no, I'm scared!"
- "Macaulay! Come over and hold me! Here, come ride my ferris wheel. Milk and cookies. Cookies."
- "I have a chimp named Bubbles. He likes to cuddle and never says no."
- "I like the dick in my ass. And I don't do the moon walk, I do the son run."